After finishing editing Hubby’s book, making a trip to the Boy Scout Shop, and dropping a laptop off at the smart people store this morning, I’m pretty sure my car got sucked into an alternate universe! Proof? You want proof?
I went to Target and came home with only ONE additional item that wasn’t on my original list of 3 items.
I consulted Betty Crocker on how to cut up a whole chicken. Why? Because I made fried chicken from scratch.
I made mashed potatoes from scratch.
I made gravy from scratch.
I made banana pudding from scratch.
I turned a pair of Dude’s flood pants into shorts because he just couldn’t bear to part with them. This required the use of the SEWING MACHINE.
I turned a pair of Princess’ flood pants into capris because she just couldn’t bear to part with them. This, too, required the use of the sewing machine.
I sewed patches on a Boy Scout uniform.
I’m pretty sure a beer will suck me right back into my regular universe where I wake up tomorrow and go to work and go out to eat with friends and to a movie and don’t see a single piece of raw food or fabric.
At least it better because I don’t think I can handle another day in the alternate universe!