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It’s Hard To Find The Flavor

I was buying breakfast groceries . . . I was jonesing for eggs, bacon, toast . . . the whole deal. I decided to try to make one healthier step and buy some turkey bacon instead . . . people have told me it’s good, so I thought why not.

Let me tell you something - turkey bacon sucks. It should be illegal to put the word “bacon” in the title.

As Dude said “It’s hard to find the flavor.”

Um ya - unless the flavor you’re looking for is CARDBOARD!

So ya - no more turkey cardboard at the Boedie Abode.

Only honest to goodness pig butt from now on.

3 Comments

  1. Riana says:

    I will “2nd” that entire paragraph!!!!! NO TURKEY BACON at this house either!

  2. Sue Boedigheimer says:

    I thought it was so dry that it was easy to choke on so I quit buying it a long time ago.

    I would prefer a chocolate frosted brownie with walnuts. Beats either kind of bacon.

    And I have the body to prove it!!!!!! Gotta work on that .

  3. Amy says:

    I never fixed bacon when my gals were little. Then one weekend we were at their grandparents house, and gramma had fixed a big country breakfast. My little K ate a slice of bacon and said “Wow! What’s this? This is great” And continued to keep eating slice after slice.

    Yes, me, a bad mom. I did not cook enough bacon for a growing girl. :)

    Turkey bacon is not the best - however if hidden in a BLTA (avacodo) it isn’t tooooo horrible.